virus: No Klingon interpreters will be hired

From: rhinoceros (rhinoceros@freemail.gr)
Date: Wed May 14 2003 - 05:59:45 MDT

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    Search for Klingon vaporizes
    Associated Press

    PORTLAND, Ore. - Sorry, potential Klingon interpreters.

    Officials have said they won't be needing your services, after all.

    The office that treats mental health patients in Multnomah County had included Klingon on a list of 55 languages that could be spoken by incoming patients.

    But the inclusion of the Star Trek language drew a spate of tongue-in-cheek headlines.

    And now the county has rescinded its call, stressing that it hasn't spent a penny of public money on Klingon interpretation.

    "It was a mistake, and a result of an overzealous attempt to ensure that our safety net systems can respond to all customers and clients," Multnomah County chair Diane Linn said in a news release.

    County officials had previously said that no patient had ever come in speaking only Klingon, but that the county would pay a Klingon interpreter in the unlikely case one was actually needed.

    In recent years, Klingon has gone from being a fictional tongue for the Star Trek television and movie series to a complete language, with its own grammar, syntax and vocabulary.

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