virus: Professional Test

From: joedees@bellsouth.net
Date: Mon Aug 11 2003 - 12:21:02 MDT

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    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
    tell you
    whether you are qualified to be a "professional."

    Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
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    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
    close the door.
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    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
    complicated way.
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    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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    Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
    the door"? (Wrong Answer)
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    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
    the elephant and close the door.
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    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
    previous actions.
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    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
    attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
    just put him in there.
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    This tests your memory.
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    OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
    you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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    4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
    How do you manage it?
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    Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
    Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
    mistakes.
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    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
    professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many
    preschoolers got several correct answers. 

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