virus: STOP SAYING THESE THINGS!

From: Walter Watts (wlwatts@cox.net)
Date: Thu Aug 14 2003 - 16:52:02 MDT

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    Thought some of you astronomy buffs might enjoy this recap of astronomy
    "legends".

    Excerpted from Astronomy, October, 2000: "Strange Universe" column by:
    Bob Berman

    It took nearly a century for the public to realize that Mars doesn’t
    have canals, and some still think that the moon doesn’t spin or that
    Mercury has a frozen rotation. But the major persistent myths, the ones
    that make backyard astronomers slap their heads and groan, probably
    number just one or two dozen. We should make a list and send it to our
    colleagues in the media. They can post it on some office wall with a
    request: STOP SAYING THESE THINGS!

    Water does not spiral down drains in different directions in different
    hemispheres. It goes down randomly. Little imbalances in a sink or
    toilet’s levelness or the direction of incoming water totally overpowers
    the Coriolis effect caused by Earth’s rotation. Leap seconds are not
    needed because Earth’s rotation slows down by a second every year or
    two. If Earth’s spin decreased that quickly, we would have ground to a
    halt eons ago. Leap seconds are mainly required because of the dispar-
    ity between different time-monitoring systems. A day actually gets just
    1/500 of a second longer after a century. A telescope does not “have” a
    particular “power.” Comets do not visibly appear to move. Space shuttle
    astronauts do not float around because they have escaped Earth’s
    gravity. Even many teachers get this wrong. Nearly as much gravity
    exists 250 miles high as it does on the surface. Astronauts feel
    weightless for the same reason that skydivers do — because they are
    falling freely. The moon does not pull on water or the oceans any more
    than it pulls on your pet hamster. But because water can flow, it can be
    easily displaced, which gives rise to the tides. There is no increase in
    births at the time of full moon. The moon does not have a permanent
    “dark side” any more than Earth does. Sci-fi books and movies and Pink
    Floyd fans often allude to the “dark side” of the moon when they really
    mean the “far side.” Jupiter was not “almost a star.” Even if it had 70
    times more mass than it does, it could not sustain the nuclear fusion in
    its core that would cause it to shine like a star. Meteorites are not
    hot when they land. In 1991, one smashed into a lawn next to two boys in
    Noblesville, Indiana, who immediately picked it up. They described it as
    slightly warm to the touch. A meteor’s surface gets plenty hot when
    incandescing 40 miles up, but the lower atmosphere’s sub- zero
    temperatures cool it before it lands. From Pluto, the sun is not “just a
    bright star.” The sun would be a point of light about 300 times brighter
    than the full moon — too dangerous to look at. The analogy of planets
    orbiting the sun and electrons orbiting an atomic nucleus is poor. Among
    other things, atoms are a thousand times emptier than solar systems
    relative to their components. Black holes do not go around sucking up
    stars or planets; their diet consists almost entirely of nearby
    subatomic parti- cles. If our own sun collapsed into a black hole (which
    is not possible), Earth would continue to orbit it just as before. We
    would not be pulled in. In fact, we wouldn’t experience the slightest
    increase in the sun’s "pull", because its mass would remain unchanged.
    But of course we would freeze to death. The northern lights are not
    particularly colorful. Spooky, animated, incredible — yes. But many say
    they see no color at all, while most perceive a pale green. Subtle pink
    fringes are sometimes detected, but a deep red aurora is extremely rare.
    This myth is probably created by color photography, which brings out
    faint tints. Radio telescopes do not detect sound waves. Nonetheless,
    people using them are almost always shown wearing headphones as if
    they’re listening to something (as in the movie Contact). Those are some
    of the most common errors perpetuated by the media. Lay people repeat
    many more. For example, most folks are amazed to learn that only about
    3,000 naked-eye stars can be seen at any given time from a dark
    location. A rural sky seems crowded with “millions” of stars. Despite
    how it’s depicted in movies, the asteroid belt is so empty of asteroids
    that NASA could send a thousand spacecraft blindly through the belt
    without much chance that one would hit anything. In fact, NASA directed
    Galileo so it would encounter asteroids Gaspra and Ida. Galaxies are
    mostly empty space. Stars are separated by such large dis- tances that
    even when galaxies collide, their individual stars almost never do.
    Contrary to popular perception, the universe has no center, just as the
    surface of a balloon has no center. Because the Big Bang created both
    space and time, it makes about as much sense to ask what happened before
    the Big Bang as it does to ask what is north of the North Pole. The
    public also imagines that professional astronomers look through
    telescopes. The media perpetuate this myth by commonly having astron-
    omers pose at the eyepiece. The moon’s size is another tradi- tional
    source of error. Cartoonists make it enormous as it floats above lovers
    in parked cars. Ask a friend how many moons must be piled on top of one
    another to stretch from horizon to zenith and the usual answer is
    between
    15 and 50. The reality: 180. The moon is far smaller than people imagine
    or remember it to be.

    --
    Walter Watts
    Tulsa Network Solutions, Inc.
    "No one gets to see the Wizard! Not nobody! Not no how!"
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