RE: virus: Haiku error-messages

From: Blunderov (squooker@mweb.co.za)
Date: Fri Sep 05 2003 - 05:48:47 MDT

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    <snip>
    > Chaos reigns within.
    > Reflect, repent, and reboot,
    > Order shall return

    > Program aborting:
    > Close all that you have worked on.
    > You ask far too much.

    > Windows NT crashed.
    > I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    > No one hears your screams.

    > Yesterday it worked.
    > Today it is not working.
    > Windows is like that.

    > Your file was so big.
    > It might be very useful.
    > But now it is gone.

    > Stay the patient course.
    > Of little worth is your ire.
    > The network is down.

    > A crash reduces
    > Your expensive computer
    > To a simple stone.

    > Three things are certain:
    > Death, taxes and lost data.
    > Guess which has occurred.

    > You step in the stream,
    > But the water has moved on.
    > This page is not here.

    > Out of memory.
    > We wish to hold the whole sky,
    > But we never will.

    > Having been erased.
    > The document you're seeking
    > Must now be retyped.

    > Serious error.
    > All shortcuts have disappeared.
    > Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
    </snip>

    See more Haiku error-messages or write your own and enter a competition
    at
    http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html

    I'm sorry, there's -- um --
    insufficient -- what's-it-called?
    The term eludes me...

    Fond Regards
    Blunderov

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