From: Blunderov (squooker@mweb.co.za)
Date: Wed Oct 29 2003 - 14:03:17 MST
[Blunderov]
Nice joke I received today.
Best Regards
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Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents
had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning
centres, in short, everything they could think of to help his math!
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him
in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look
on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went
straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread
out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother
was amazed. She called him down to dinner and, to her shock, the minute
he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time,
he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some
time, while day after day the mother tried to understand what made all
the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it
on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. With great
trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little
Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She
went to his room and said: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"
Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
"Well then," she replied, "was it the books, the discipline, the
structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?"
Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of
school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't
fooling around."
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