Why is this woman standing at an airport holding a
sign which has the message “Rev Wally Tightnuts”
written on it?
Why would a perfectly normal looking man pose for a
picture holding a sign that says “I am a Dildo”?
Why would someone send 5 grams of alluvial gold dust
to a complete stranger in another continent?
Why do all of these people engage the caps lock at
all times when composing e-mail? *
Find the answers to all these questions, and more, at
http://www.scamorama.com/
(The Lads from
Don’t miss Teenage Wasteland in which
“Wale Williams chats up Princess Candy (Candice
Windsor, daughter of HRH Margaret, no, not The one,
but near enough for our purposes). Meanwhile Wale's banker Benjamin Bode and
lawyer Vincent Adekunle deal with Candy's protector,
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns. Princess Candy previously
took on and apparently routed Prince Emmanuel of a Non-Governmental
Organization. Everyone should have an imaginary friend. It's really neat, k?”
Best
Regards,
Blunderov
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OK. I admit nobody really knows why they do this.
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