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George
W Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting
for him.
"I
don't know what to do here," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room
for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm
going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll
let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU
decide who leaves."
George
W thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil opened the first room:
In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in
and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in
hell.
"No!"
George said. “I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I
could do that all day long."
The
Devil led him to the next room: In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and
a pile of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time
after time after time.
"No,
I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I
could do was break rocks all day!"' commented George.
The
Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with
his arms folded behind his head, and his legs spread-eagled and tied to
stakes. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The
Devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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