[Rhino]  Hermit notices that when a rhino is agitated, it shits, while spinning its tail like a propellor, making it act as a fertilizer distribution device. i.e. the shit really hits the fan. . . .
 
[Hermit]  In addition, instead of their normally fairly solid output, it is instantly converted into a noxious smelling slurry. . . .

 

[LenKen]  They need a device like that for cars—that would certainly discourage tailgaiters.

 


It’s hard for an atheist                  
with a god complex                      
to believe in himself.     —LenKen


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