Señor Henson wrote: “Lying about competitors might *not* be particularly effective in the modern world, but keep in mind our psychological traits were selected in the Stone Age.”
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It makes you wonder what kind of trash Cro Magnon man talked about Neanderthals:
“Hey, Ikmak, why does it always take two Neanderthal men to start a fire?”
“Gee, I don’t know, Splanknik, but I have a funny feeling you’re gonna tell me.”
“That’s the only way they know how to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together.”
“Oy.”
“Hey, what did the Neanderthal boy say to his mother?”
“I have no idea. What?”
“Not tonight, Mom, I have a headache.”
Ikmak looks at his watch and then surreptitiously eyes the tent’s exit.
“Oh, hey—before you go—I got one more,” continues Splanknik. “Why do Neanderthals speak in crude grunts and gesticulations?”
“Why?”
“Because they’re German.”
“Check, please.”
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It’s hard for an atheist
with a god complex
to believe in himself. —LenKen
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