Ha! These made me chuckle:

• Rectitude (n), the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
• Pokemon (n.), a Jamaican proctologist.
• Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Hmm, I suppose I’m a bit of an oyster—not to mention a schlemiel, schlimazel, schmuck, and schmegegge. . . .

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Blunderov <squooker@mweb.co.za> wrote:

[Blunderov] Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest
in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various
words. . . .

’Tis better to have loved and lost

than never to have known what it’s like

to have sex with someone besides yourself. —LenKen

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