From: Blunderov (squooker@mweb.co.za)
Date: Fri Feb 13 2004 - 10:35:57 MST
[Blunderov] <lol>
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George W Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad
as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll
even let YOU decide who leaves."
George W thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil
opened the first room: In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of
water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room: In it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a pile of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time
after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"' commented George.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms folded behind his head, and his legs
spread-eagled and tied to stakes. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a
while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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