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Pirelli Calendar
« on: 2002-04-01 19:06:56 » |
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Inspired by Zloduska
The largest Pirelli Calendar
With tits that bulge, swing, droop and fall
Enough to make a milkman bawl
These unattractive well endowed
Suffice to make just two a crowd
Make cow-ards of us all.
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Re:Pirelli Calendar
« Reply #1 on: 2002-04-01 22:05:35 » |
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Let it be known far and wide that the aforementioned calendar was not inspired by how I *actually* look.
Other than that, I appreciate being a muse.
Thank you and good night.
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Re:Pirelli Calendar
« Reply #2 on: 2002-04-02 12:40:26 » |
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god! Am I glad that this one came out! I, for one, have been totally disgusted by the hype surrounding the Pirelli calenders for years now.
Did you know that most Pirelli calenders are collectibles which are printed in very limited quantities and are distributed to an elite group of world leaders/celebrities. The President of the United States is one of them.
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Re:Pirelli Calendar
« Reply #3 on: 2002-04-02 20:52:33 » |
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If anyone is in need of decent wank material, it certainly is Dubya.
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